Tuesday, August 18, 2009

BEST POSSIBLE ACTORS EVER

These are my Top 10 best male actors ever... subject to change.

  1. Bruce Willis
  2. Sean Connery
  3. Barrack Obama
  4. Tom Hanks
  5. George Castanza
  6. Charlton Heston (NRA)
  7. The Cartwright Boys
  8. Clint Eastwood
  9. Glenn Close?
  10. Alf

WORST POSSIBLE ACTORS EVER

I don't like to pick on girls so I'll just mention my Top 10 horrible male actors that make me cringe every time they have a line (some lines are more than 7 syllables). These are in no particular order except for the very most agonizing 'ar-teest' at #1.

  1. Keanu Reeves
  2. Arnold Swartzenagle
  3. Sylvester Stallone
  4. Steven Seagull
  5. That dude on CSI: Miami (Robinson Carusoe or something)
  6. George LoPez dispenser
  7. Sean DePenns
  8. Glenn Close (or is that a woman?)
  9. Mark Harmon's haircut
  10. Robin Williams... need I say more?

Please email me with additions, subtractions... I could go on forever.

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

CLAXTON21X: THE ALL POWERFUL BLOG


Well, now that I have a blog here, I really cain't say fer sure what I wanna type on this compooter whatcha ma jigger.


I guess I'll throw up (not vomit) a pic first. Then I'll take it from there.


IN OTHER WORDS... THIS IS A TEST DRIVE!